♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
THERE. PERFECT.
THIS QUICK-DRYING PAINT SHOULD TAKE
ABOUT ONE NAP TO DRY.
BANZAI!
YECH!
HEY, WHO PUT THIS GOOEY STUFF ON THE PORCH?
[SQUISHING]
MMM...
CAUGHT YOU RED-PAWED!
MY PORCH!
YOU WORTHLESS BEAST!
OLD GRUMP. CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.
♪ FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELINE ♪
♪ WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY
OH, LEFTY, KNUCKLES, RAUL.
YOU REMEMBERED.
Heathcliff: REMEMBERED WHAT?
OH, NOTHING IMPORTANT, HEATHCLIFF--
FORMERBOYFRIEND.
JUST MY BIRTHDAY.
GEE. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
OOOH!
AAH!
[TARZAN YELL]
I'LL JUST SETTLE HERE FOR A NICE CATNAP.
STUPID SCHOOL JUNK!
MY ESSAY!
OH, NO!
HEATHCLIFF! HOW COULD YOU?
I'LL SHOW THEM. THOSE CAT-HATERS.
I'LL RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK.
HMM. THE FRENCH CAT LEGION.
THAT'S IT.
[MEOW]
DOWN WITH THE DESERT RAT HORDES!
UP WITH THE SHISH KEBAB!
I'LL SHOW THEM ALL.
"AND SINCE NOBODY SEEMS TO NEED ME, IGGY,
"I'M OFF TO JOIN THE FRENCH CAT LEGION--
"FOR LIFE. MAYBE LONGER.
THE NEIGHBORHOOD WON'T HAVE HEATHCLIFF TO KICK AROUND ANYMORE."
P.A.: LAST CALL FOR FLIGHT 86 TO THE BURNING SAHARA DESERT.
AAH!
OH...I'LL MAKE IT. JUST HANG ON.
Cat with French accent: WELCOME, LOWLY RECRUITS.
LET ME TELL YOU A TALE OF A NOW-LEGENDARY LEGIONNAIRE.
THERE WAS ONCE A POOR, MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A CAT--
LIKE YOURSELVES--
WHO THOUGHT HE COULD ESCAPE LIFE'S TRIALS BY COMING HERE.
HE WAS ARROGANT, LAZY, AND STRONG-WILLED.
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
THAT'S MY KIND OF CAT.
Commandant: SO HE RAN AWAY FROM HIS SHADOW-LIFE
TO BECOME A LEGIONNAIRE HERO
AND FIGHT THE DESERT RAT HORDES.
BUT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A HERO IS SWEAT,
HARD WORK...
ALMOST FREE.
AND ABSOLUTE OBEDIENCE.
THAT MISERABLE YOUNG CAT...WAS ME.
AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU...
IF THE SUN DOESN'T GET YOU,
THE DESERT WILL.
[PANTING]
Commandant: AND IF THE DESERT DOESN'T GET YOU,
IWILL!
OHHH...
AAH!
YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A CAT FEEL WELCOME.
GET INTO YOUR UNIFORM AND REPORT FOR DUTY!
[BLOWS TRUMPET]
AAH!
LATER, CLYDE.
WHERE CAN I GRAB A CATNAP?
[LOUD NOTE]
YEOOOW!
I THINK THE COMMANDANT LIKES YOU.
HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT?
BECAUSE YOUR UNIFORM HAS SLEEVES.
ATTENTION! LINE UP FOR EXERCISE!
WHAT? AND WRINKLE MY NEW UNIFORM?
[CRASH]
LET ME TALK TO THE BOSS.
AS YOU'VE PROBABLY GUESSED, HEIS THE BOSS.
PITY. IT'S NOT COOKED RIGHT YET.
IF I NEVER SEE ANOTHER POTATO AGAIN, IT'LL BE TOO SOON.
HUH?HUH?
YEOW!
AND I CAME HERE
JUST TO FIGHT DESERT RAT HORDES.
THE DESERT RAT HORDES CAN WAIT.
AND AFTER YOU'RE THROUGH HERE,
I'VE GOT SOME WORK FOR YOU IN MY CACTUS GARDEN.
I THINK HE--AIE!-- LIKES YOU--OUCH!
WHAT DO YOU--AAH!-- MEAN?
YOUR SHOVEL HAS A--AIEE!--HANDLE.
Legionnaire: I STILL SAY HE LIKES YOU.
Heathcliff: YEAH, YEAH.
SOON THEY'LL BE CALLING ME THE COMMANDANT'S PET.
[GRUNTING]
VOILA! BRAVO! HA HA HA!
THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD IT.
I'M A CAT, NOT A MOLE.
UH-OH.
YEOW! ON THE OTHER HAND,
I NEVER TIRE OF GARDENING.
I'M NOT SPENDING ANOTHER NIGHT IN THIS DUMP.
[SNICKERS]
I GUESS I TOLD HIM.
UGH!
Commandant: A LETTER FROM HOME
FOR OUR BRAVE LEGIONNAIRE.
HA HA HA!
Iggy: "DEAR HEATHCLIFF, WE ALL MISS YOU.
"YOU REMEMBER OUR MILKMAN?
"SINCE YOU LEFT, HE HASN'T BEEN GETTING MUCH EXERCISE.
[WHISTLES]
HEATHCLIFF! COME AND GET IT!
AW...
YEOW!
OOH! OOH!
"SPIKE HAS BECOME A TERRIBLE BULLY.
YIIII!
"MARCY HAS NO ONE TO PUSH AROUND IN HER BUGGY.
"SONJA STILL THINKS OF YOU,
BUT KNUCKLES IS HERE, AND YOU AREN'T."
[SOBBING]
I'VE GOT TO GET BACK.
I'VE HAD IT!
WRONG CLAW.
[PRYING AT LOCK]
[LOCK OPENS]
FREE AT LAST!
YOU'VE BROUGHT DISGRACE TO THE LEGION!
YOU'LL GET STRICT PUNISHMENT.
I'LLGIVE YOU SOME PUNISHMENT.
[GROWLING]
DO YOU HAVE A LAST REQUEST
BEFORE YOU FACE THE POTATO LOB SQUAD?
YEAH. DON'T SCOOP.
YOU HAVE BUT ONE ALTERNATIVE.
NOW WHAT? A CACTUS OVERCOAT?
SHORT-SHEETING MY CELL?
YOU MUST SINGLE-HANDEDLY BATTLE
THE DESERT RAT HORDE.
[SHOUTING]
YOU ARE NOW READY TO PROVE YOURSELF
AS A PROUD LEGIONNAIRE.
SURE YOU CAN'T SPARE 50 OR 60 LEGIONNAIRES?
LOOK AT THOSE RATS. THEY'RE AS BIG AS SPIKE--
AND JUST AS DUMB.
SO WHAT AM I WORRIED ABOUT?
[SHOUTING]
OLE!
AT THIS RATE, IT'S GOING TO TAKE ALL DAY.
[SHOUTING]
HUH?HUH?HUH?
[CRASH]
HE WAS A BRAVE LEGIONNAIRE KITTY CAT--
BAD POTATO MASHER, TERRIBLE GARDENER--
BUT A BRAVE LEGIONNAIRE.
AND NOW, INTO THE NIGHT--
OR DAY... OR WHATEVER.
[GASPS]
ALORS,HE IS GONE.
BUT HIS LEGEND WILL LIVE ON!
WELCOME, LOWLY RECRUITS.
LET ME TELL YOU A TALE OF A NOW-LEGENDARY LEGIONNAIRE NAMED...
HEATHCLIFF.
[CLANGING]
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
[SNORES]
OH, LEROY?
YOU CAN WAKE UP NOW.
WE'RE ALL INSIDE.
[YAWNS]
WHAT THE--
[GRUNTING]
[GROWLS]
AUGH!
OLE! OLE!OLE!
OOF!
Cats: OLE!
OLE!
[PANTING]
BOO!
YIKE!
Cats: OLE!
[CHEERING]
RIFF RAFF! RIFF RAFF!
[CHANTING CONTINUES]
OOHH...
WHERE'D THE TREE COME FROM?
LEROY!
YEEEOW!
OHH!
THAT'S IT! YOU'RE A DISGRACE!
AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE FORCE!
YOU--YOU'RE FIRED!
OOH!
YOU HEAR THAT? LEROY'S BEEN CANNED.
LEROY'S FIRED? HAPPY DAY!
NOW HE WON'T BE IN OUR WAY!
Cats: ♪ LEROY'S GONE FAR AWAY ♪
♪ DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH
♪ LEROY'S GONE AND WE CAN PLAY ♪
♪ ALL DOO-DAH DAY
I JUST HOPE LEROY'S ALL RIGHT.
LISTEN, BUDDY--
YOU CAN'T PAY FOR THE BONE,
YOU WASH DISHES.
[SIGHS]
WHEW. SURE GLAD THAT'S OVER.
HUH?
NEXT.
I STILL THINK YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET LEROY'S GETTING FIRED.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
THE JUNKYARD'S ALL OURS NOW.
WHERE DO YOUSE THINK YOU'RE GOING?
DUH, INSIDE.
NOT WHILE BRUTUS IS ON DUTY.
YIKES!
OOH!
OOW!
OOF!
I SAID YOU'D BE SORRY.
YEAH? WELL, THE CATILLAC CATS WILL SHOW THAT WALKING MUSCLE
WHO BELONGS IN THE JUNKYARD.
COME ON!
IT'S OK, MUNGO. GET STARTED.
WHA--?
HE'S SELLING ALL OUR THINGS.
YEAH. AND WE BETTER COME UP WITH A WAY
TO STOP THE BONE-BRAIN-- FAST.
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
HUH?
HI, THERE, CUTIE.
I SAY, LARGE DOG,
WE WISH TO PURCHASE A CADILLAC.
WOULD YOU HAVE SUCH A CAR IN THE JUNKYARD?
DUH--DUH--DUH...
YOUSE FOLLOW ME--
ESPECIALLY YOUSE.
OUCH!
LISTEN, YOUSE DOGS WANT THIS CAR,
I'LL MAKE YOUSE AN OFFER YOUSE CAN'T REFUSE--
ESPECIALLY YOUSE.
Mungo: I DIDN'T KNOW A GUARD...
[FALSETTO] COULD SELL STUFF FROM A JUNKYARD.
HA HA HA! THERE'S NOBODY AROUND HERE TO SNITCH,
NOW THAT THOSE PESKY, UPPITY CATS IS GONE.
HUH HUH HUH...
[ENGINE REVS]
WHA--?
[TIRES SCREECH]
[SCREECH]
Riff Raff: WORDSWORTH?
Cats: WORDSWORTH! HURRY!
GOTCHA, YOUSE CUTIE, YOUSE.
WE'LL BE BACK, WORDSWORTH.
HEY, THEM DOGS IS STEALING THE CADILLAC!
OH! OH! OH!
HUH?
YOUSE AIN'T A GIRL! YOUSE IS A BOY!
A CATBOY!
OK. I'LL JUST KEEP YOUSE HERE.
THAT'LL MAKE THEM BRING THE CAR BACK.
HEE HEE HEE.
MAYBE WE COULD REPORT BRUTUS TO THE SUPERVISOR
FOR SELLING STUFF AGAINST THE RULES.
YEAH. BREAKING RULES IS BAD.
HE'D NEVER BELIEVE US--
WE'RE CATS. NAH,
THE ONLY WAY OUT OF THIS MESS
IS TO FIND LEROY
AND GET HIM TO HELP.
[RINGS]
[KIDS SHOUTING]
YUM!
[SLURP]
WAAAH!
WHAT'S THE MATTER, CUDDLE FUR?
MOM, THAT MEAN DOG TOOK MY ICE CREAM!
YOU--YOU ICE CREAM THIEF!
Hector: IT'S NO USE-- WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND LEROY.
YEOW!
WHOA!WHOA!WHOA!
Riff Raff: GET OFF ME, YOU STUPID HOUND!
Cats: YIII!
[YELLING]
[TIRES SCREECH]
YII!
STOP IT NOW!
Hector: WE'RE GONNA HIT!
[CHOMPING]
I GOT IT.
MAYBE WE CAN USE THIS STUFF
TO CONVINCE THE SUPERVISOR
BRUTUS IS A LOUSY GUARD.
YOU WANT YOUR JOB BACK, RIGHT?
MM-HMM.
GOOD. THEN HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO...
[WHISPERING]
MIGHT AS WELL RELAX.
YOUSE IS GONNA STAY RIGHT THERE
UNTIL YOUSE BUDDIES BRING THAT CADILLAC BACK.
HEH HEH HEH.
THEN I MIGHT ARRANGE IT SO'S THEY JOIN YOUSE.
5, 6, 7, 8--HUH?
OH, BOY! IT'S THE CADILLAC!
Mungo: DUH, HIYA, WORDSWORTH.
A BUSH THAT TALKS, AND EVEN WALKS?
IT'S ME--MUNGO.
THANKS, MR. BUSH.
STOP!
HEH HEH HEH.
HEY, UGLY! OVER HERE!
WHY, YOU LITTLE--
HERE YOU GO.
THIS--THIS--WAIT!
[CRASH]
WELL, HURRY UP. I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.
I'M GONNA NAIL YOUSE LOUSY CATS!
[GROWLING]
WHERE YOU HEADED SO FAST, BIG BOY?
I GOTTA NAIL THOSE PESKY CATS.
OH. YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?
A CUTIE YOU MAY BE,
BUT YOU'RE NOT THE TYPE FOR ME.
[KISS]
YUCK! KISSED BY A CAT!
PTOOEY!
I SAY, YOUSE MONGREL.
LIKE TO BUY A NICE PLANE?
I'LL MAKE YOU AN OFFER YOUSE CAN'T REFUSE.
THAT'S IT!
I'M GONNA TURN YOU CATS INTO PIECES OF JUNK!
[CHOMP CHOMP]
[GROWLS]
HUH?
AAAAAAHHHH!
YEEEOOOOOOWWW!
YEOW!
HUH?
OH!
Riff Raff: NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL PLAYING--
CATILLAC CAT STYLE.
BUT WE'D BETTER CLEAN UP OUR TOYS.
AUUUUGGGGHH!
WELL, CATS,
NOW THAT WE'VE CLEANED UP OUR TOYS,
LET'S GO ENJOY A COOL GLASS OF MILK.
HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU--
YEAH, YOU. LISTEN.
GET ME OUT OF HERE, AND I'LL--I'LL--
I'LL SELL YOU ANYTHING IN THE JUNKYARD
FOR HALF-PRICE.
YOU WILL? GEE.
I DIDN'T KNOW GUARDS COULD SELL STUFF
THEY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GUARDING.
YEAH. YOU JUST GOT TO BE SMART, SEE?
THE SUPERVISOR GUARD IS SO DUMB,
HE WOULDN'T KNOW IF SOMEBODY SOLD THE HAT OFF HIS HEAD.
HE MUST BE REALDUMB.
HEH HEH HEH. THE SUPERVISOR'S SO DUMB,
HE SHOULD BE NAMED DUMBO.
UH-OH.
OUT!
YOU MAY BE A LOUSY GUARD, LEROY,
BUT YOU'RE HONEST.
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR JOB BACK.
YAHOO!
[WHISTLES]
GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK, LEROY,
NOW THAT EVERYTHING'S NORMAL AGAIN.
[GROWLING]
Leroy: WAIT, YOU!
OOF!
YUP. EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL.
HEY, JIM, MARY! WAIT TIL YOU SEE MY NEW DOG!
WAAAAH!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE'S AFRAID.
IF YOU'VE GOT VERY YOUNG FRIENDS, INTRODUCE THEM
TO YOUR DOG BY KEEPING THE DOG ON A LEASH IN THE BEGINNING
SO THEY KNOW YOU'VE GOT HIM UNDER CONTROL.
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